Flying the Coop

Another chapter, a new adventure…

O Canada

This is really funny!!

Happy Birthday, Canada! I love you so much. You’re weird, you’re silly, you’re scary, you’re beautiful, you’re varied, you’re expansive, you’re diverse… and you are my home.

Now how aboot we hop onto a moose, head off to the igloo, and fulfill some stereotypes, eh? It’s so cold out here! Let’s grab some beaver tails, bannock, Indian butter, and a heap of poutine to eat! Oh, and we’d better swing by Timmy’s too, eh? But first I need to get off this chesterfield and put on my bunny hug, parka, touque, and mittens over my Canadian tux. Oh, and I can’t forget my hockey gear or my mickey of maple syrup from Quebec! Tout est génial! C’est toute magnifique!

Bonne fête, Canada!!

Sorry for all that.






One response to “O Canada”

  1. Sarah Avatar

    Yay stereotypes :’D

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