I want to write about something serious and topical, but also, I don’t. Where’s the fun in that? I mean, a bunch of other more influential people are already talking about the things that need addressing—what will I add to the discussion? If I’m not meaningfully adding something with substance, then what’s the point?
Woah. Hold on a moment there, Matthew. Where did this all come from? You wanted to write a post about something light and fluffy because things seem so dire everywhere and you’re feeling crushed under the weight of depression, anxiety, and the crushing power of social influence and responsibility, remember?
Oh, yes. That’s right.
So, let’s do that thing then!
Seems weird to do it after that introduction, yanno?
Well…I suppose it’s weird to some degree. But we can still do it anyway? 🤷♀️
Okie dokie. Knock, knock.
Yes, really! Please, just say the thing.
Fiiine… Who’s there?
How should I know? I wasn’t there to answer the door; you tell me.
When I can’t decide on a topic to write about, I’ll usually start writing whatever is on the forefront of my mind. The problem is that there are usually a multitude of topics being thunk through in my brain… so I’ll end up with a weird combo of subjects that don’t necessarily mesh very well.
Regardless, I’m going to write something. Get ready.
I smell (lol) something that is… vinegar-ish maybe? Almost like fermenting, though. Like apple cider vinegar, but alcoholic. I think? I don’t know what’s causing it, which is kinda annoying but there ya go.
In unrelated news, I have a pile of dishes with little bits of food that are rotting in little pools of water and stuffs.
Wait. You don’t think that… Mr. Roger’s wasn’t abducted by the Area 51 peeps, right? I mean, we don’t have proof that he wasn’t. Right? But why would they even want Mr. Rogers? Does he know something that we don’t know?
WOAH! I just remembered what I actually wanted to write about! 🙌 But I also forgot again as I was looking for that emoji which wasn’t really necessary. Aw, darn.
I’ll remember again later and probably write it out properly. We’ll see.
Hey, Matthew. Just wanted to say hey and point out a few things.
Firstly, you should try putting more time and effort into this blog thing. Your posts are kinda… lacking.
Secondly, you have to do your laundry tomorrow. Please make sure you do it all! If you don’t, you won’t have clean stuff for the trip this weekend.
Oh, that reminds me. Please also ensure that you pack for the trip tomorrow!! You won’t really have time on Friday, so it must be completed tomorrow.
Thirdly… fourthly… I lost trackly, you should write an extra blog post and keep it on stand by in case you’re short on time during the trip. Yanno, so you don’t miss a day!
Also, you should go for a run tomorrow. Or a hike. Just, do something outside that involves a little more energy investment. It’ll do you some good!!
That’s all for now.
Hugs and squishes!