Category: Random
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When I can’t decide on a topic to write about, I’ll usually start writing whatever is on the forefront of my mind. The problem is that there are usually a multitude of topics being thunk through in my brain… so I’ll end up with a weird combo of subjects that don’t necessarily mesh very well.…
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The OG
You just have to watch… 🙈
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Toenails.
Toenails are weird, amirite? M3
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Bleep blip bloop.
Bloop bippity boop blig brat bop bip. Bip boop bloopy bip bit bot. Bloopy? Blop bog boogy bot pollywog blin bit, blin boopery, blin piggy, blin pargy blit bot, bog bippy bot blot big! Bippy boo bin bin blog bit. Biz bit. Boo biz bit blin blin, blin bog boggy bog bit. Bind big bop…
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The Kobayashi Maru.
Writing a blog post every day is difficult. But I can do it! I mean, I really don’t know what to write about right now so I’ll just start writing. An idea will eventually come to me. Right? Maybe not. I’m going to give a go either way. Here I go!! Writing… stuff. Just waiting…
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Mad Libs!
Okie dokie… here are two mad libs I completed for the fun of it. Love Letter The Words Person in room: Cassandra Adjective: wise Verb: jump Body part: foot Number: 23 Noun: box Adverb: temporarily Verb: woo Plural pronoun: sporks Other person in room: Derrick The Letter Dear Cassandra, You are extremely wise and I…
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Testing!!
The following is a test of the blog alert system. Please respond by panicking in the comment section below. BLOG ALERT!! Danger! A warning has been issued on the blog alert system! Chaos and anarchy have descended upon us! Danger! In case it isn’t clear, you should now panic. M3
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Welcome! Let me show you around.
Welcome to my house! Well, it’s not my house, but you know what I mean. 😉 Oh, where are my manners? Come in, come in! Don’t stand on the front porch, though I can understand why you’d want to since it’s so cute and cosy looking. We can grab some tea and sit out here,…
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This is a title
This is the text of a post I have written. Does that makes this post self aware? And if so, does that make it sentient? It’s kind of a weird thought. I imagine this post coming alive and being some kind of mutant being that roams the Earth looking for love but being incapable because…
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Dear driver of the white Honda CR-V on the Coquihalla this afternoon
Three things. First, there’s this nifty little feature on cars that all the kids are using these days. It’s called a turning signal. You use it to communicate with other drivers! (Crazy, I know!) Gonna change a lane? Let others know by using the turning signal so they can help you get where you want…
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Jump
It’s time for a fun fact! Whenever I’m trying out a pen in a store or doodling on a piece of paper or typing something mindlessly into the computer, I will most often write the word ‘jump’. That is all. No, Matthew… You can’t leave it there. Whyyyy… Because that’s a very short thing. You…
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Let’s all count to one!
One. We did it! Oh man, I miss The Muppet Show. My family has several seasons of the original show from back in the day on DVD. It’d be fun to watch it again! Oh my goodness. That’s what we should watch for our next movie night; The Muppets from 2011 with Jason Segel! I’ve been wanting…
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How about some corny jokes?
Everyone likes classic jokes that are kind of silly, corny, and obvious, right? Well regardless, here are some of those very things. You’re welcome. Why didn’t the acrobat work during the winter? He only did summersaults! What’s a clock’s favourite spice? Thyme! Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs! Why couldn’t the pirate recite…
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Celebrating one week…with chocolate!
I just ate a few bites of my chocolate Easter bunny. Why? Because I was craving chocolate. But then I remembered that I hadn’t written today’s blog post AND that it has been one week since I started posting daily. That’s crazy! And the chocolate suddenly became somewhat celebratory for me. This is the first time…
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My First “List” Post
Lists are fun and they are everywhere! You write a list before you go shopping, you have a daily to-do list, many people even have lists of lists. You see lists on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest… and even those services are based on lists of posts from friends that you’ve added to (yet another) list. Annnnd…
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A Love Note
Every time I think of you, my heart skips a beat. My mouth waters and I long to press you to my lips. Your cheesiness and your orange colour always bring a smile to my face! I can’t wait until we meet again, macaroni and cheese. M3