Everyone likes classic jokes that are kind of silly, corny, and obvious, right? Well regardless, here are some of those very things. You’re welcome.
Why didn’t the acrobat work during the winter?
He only did summersaults!
What’s a clock’s favourite spice?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
Why couldn’t the pirate recite the alphabet?
The pirate always got lost at “C”!
What happened to the overturned fruit truck?
It caused a big traffic jam!
Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
He was too far out, man!
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Why are you still reading this?
Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?
It was quite an oar deal!
What did the guy with amnesia say at the bar?
So, do I come here often?
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Are we done with this yet?
Why didn’t the teddy bear ask for seconds?
It was stuffed!
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Okay, now we’re really done.
4 thoughts on “How about some corny jokes?”
An algae-bra made me snort so hard I may have woken up my family! Hilarious!!
And thus, I begin my early morning with a good dose of *facepalm* … hehe 🙂
The lifeguard one legitimately made me laugh out loud! I also may have made my brother groan… 🙂
The camel one really got me.