Flying the Coop

Another chapter, a new adventure…

How about some corny jokes?

Everyone likes classic jokes that are kind of silly, corny, and obvious, right? Well regardless, here are some of those very things. You’re welcome.

Why didn’t the acrobat work during the winter?

He only did summersaults!

What’s a clock’s favourite spice?


Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs!

Why couldn’t the pirate recite the alphabet?

The pirate always got lost at “C”!

What happened to the overturned fruit truck?

It caused a big traffic jam!

Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

He was too far out, man!

What do you call a camel with no humps?


Why are you still reading this?

Go away!

Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?

It was quite an oar deal!

What did the guy with amnesia say at the bar?

So, do I come here often?

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field!

Are we done with this yet?


Why didn’t the teddy bear ask for seconds?

It was stuffed!

What did the mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra!

Okay, now we’re really done.






4 Responses to “How about some corny jokes?”

  1. Poulet Frit Avatar
    Poulet Frit

    An algae-bra made me snort so hard I may have woken up my family! Hilarious!!

  2. Sarah Avatar

    And thus, I begin my early morning with a good dose of *facepalm* … hehe 🙂

  3. Awkward Potato Avatar
    Awkward Potato

    The lifeguard one legitimately made me laugh out loud! I also may have made my brother groan… 🙂

  4. Josiah the Carrot Stick Avatar
    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    The camel one really got me.

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