Welcome to my house! Well, it’s not my house, but you know what I mean. 😉
Oh, where are my manners? Come in, come in! Don’t stand on the front porch, though I can understand why you’d want to since it’s so cute and cosy looking. We can grab some tea and sit out here, but let me show you around first.
Don’t worry about taking off your shoes, though if you’d rather take them off, go right ahead. Just put them behind the door there. Yes, exactly.
Let’s start upstairs. I know, I know…it’s not great feng shui the way the stairs point straight out the front door, but it makes for an easy path to get to bed, am I right? Haha! 😅
By the way, how was the drive? I hope you didn’t get stuck getting onto the bridge for too long. You came across the bridge, right? No? Oh, that’s right. You weren’t up North, DUH! That’s so silly of me- so here’s the upstairs with two bedrooms, one over there and the other just here. And here’s the washroom. Oh, man! Do you need to use the washroom? You were just driving all day. No? Okay, good.
How about we go back downstairs and you can meat the guinea pigs while I make that tea.
Ha! I used the wrong form of “meet”! 😂 No, we’re not gonna “meat the guinea pigs”, my sister would meat me if I let that happen. Gosh, no! We’re going to meet the guinea pigs.
Yeah, they’re right over there. Aren’t they adorable? Just the cutest things that you’ve ever seen! Besides me of course. 😋
What kind of tea would you prefer? I’ve got a lovely silver needle tea that’s quite soothing, or maybe something more like a ginger tea? Oh! Perhaps you’d like tea, earl gray, hot? No? Okay, let’s go with the silver needle one, then, eh?