A pair of giraffe?
No, no… a paragraph.
Oh! A pear gaffe, got it.
Okay, now you’re just trying too hard.
Hah, whatevskis. I’ve decided to write a single paragraph about…something. I haven’t decided the subject yet. I’m thinking maybe a little blurb about my day, like an update kinda thing, yanno? Or maybe talk about something that’s been on my mind. Although if I did that, I’d sound incredibly narcissistic as I’m kinda hating myself right now. Not like in an extremely bad way quite, but still.
Oh no… now look what I’ve done. Bleh. Bedtime I guess!