I want to write about something serious and topical, but also, I don’t. Where’s the fun in that? I mean, a bunch of other more influential people are already talking about the things that need addressing—what will I add to the discussion? If I’m not meaningfully adding something with substance, then what’s the point?
Woah. Hold on a moment there, Matthew. Where did this all come from? You wanted to write a post about something light and fluffy because things seem so dire everywhere and you’re feeling crushed under the weight of depression, anxiety, and the crushing power of social influence and responsibility, remember?
Oh, yes. That’s right.
So, let’s do that thing then!
Seems weird to do it after that introduction, yanno?
Well…I suppose it’s weird to some degree. But we can still do it anyway? 🤷♀️
Okie dokie. Knock, knock.
Yes, really! Please, just say the thing.
Fiiine… Who’s there?
How should I know? I wasn’t there to answer the door; you tell me.