Flying the Coop

Another chapter, a new adventure…

Pirate milk. It’s a thing.

I mentioned here once before that when I was younger, I started calling chocolate milk “pirate milk”. It was mostly because I’m silly like that, but also partly because our family ran a day home at the time, and the kids liked the name. Pirate milk because chocolate is like gold, and Pirates like gold, eh? Hence the name.

To my recollection, I haven’t heard anyone else call it pirate milk outside of my house. But I think that should change. So I’m calling on you, dear reader of my blog, to help start a revolution. Let’s get this thing rolling! Bring on the #PirateMilk!

I should see if that hashtag had been used previously.

Note to self: Google “pirate milk”. It might already be a thing.

Edit: Okay, so it turns out “pirate milk” is the name of a mix drink made with rum. Typical. Ah, well. I’ll still call chocolate milk “pirate milk”. And you should too!!

Note to self: It’s dangerous to search for pictures of chocolate milk. Do so with extreme caution!






2 Responses to “Pirate milk. It’s a thing.”

  1. poulet frit Avatar
    poulet frit

    Wait wait wait, forget chocolate milk. The dark rum with butterscotch schnapps and amarula cream sounds good….drink that instead!!
    (But I will pour some almond pirate milk into my coffee )

  2. Josiah the Carrot Stick Avatar
    Josiah the Carrot Stick


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