Flying the Coop

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My First “List” Post

Lists are fun and they are everywhere! You write a list before you go shopping, you have a daily to-do list, many people even have lists of lists. You see lists on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest… and even those services are based on lists of posts from friends that you’ve added to (yet another) list. Annnnd BuzzFeed is basically another word for list!

So it seems this “list” craze is here to stay. It’s not just a fad! So I’m jumping on the bandwagon by writing my own list! May I present…

Matthew’s Top Six Lists

1. Reasons to Lick Other People

  • To clean sauce off their finger.
  • You’re acting like a dog.
  • Because of a dare.
  • You like them.
  • To taste before eating them.

2. List of Digits

  • Left pinky.
  • Left ring.
  • Left middle.
  • Left index.
  • Left thumb.
  • Right pollex.
  • Right digitus secundus manus.
  • Right digitus me’dius.
  • Right digitus annula’ris.
  • Right digitus mi’nimus ma’nus.

3. List of Digits

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9

4. Top Girls to Pick Up

  • My mother from the airport.
  • My sister at the grocery store.
  • A baby crying on the floor.
  • The brunette in the corner booth.

5. List of Things I Can See

  • My laptop.
  • A rabbit named Cadbury.
  • A large, open window.
  • My metallic water bottle.
  • Six human legs.
  • A gingerbread TARDIS.
  • Geroy Simon.
  • A lynx.
  • A long, sharp kitchen knife.
  • A coil of rope.
  • Fertilizer.
  • Tears.

6. Types of Lists

  • Laundry
  • To-do
  • Grocery
  • Mental
  • Bucket
  • Packing
  • Ordered
  • Unordered
  • Reading
  • Check
  • Favourites
  • Mailing
  • Friend
  • Ingredient
  • Set
  • Play
  • Cast
  • Guest
  • Hit

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3 Responses to “My First “List” Post”

  1. Josiah the Carrot Stick Avatar
    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Top 4 things to comment:
    1. Something relevant.
    2. Something ridiculous
    3. Spam
    4. A list

  2. Awkward Potato Avatar
    Awkward Potato

    Things I don’t like
    1. Commenting
    2. Irony
    3. Lists

    1. Josiah the Carrot Stick Avatar
      Josiah the Carrot Stick

      I’m really amused that your profile pic is the same on here.

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