Category: Comedy
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The mysterious odour.
21812.15.7 I was at work one day as I often was at the time. Washing dishes, deep in thought. It was actually when I wrote these very words in my journal immediately after they popped into my head! I thought it was amazing. Now we’ll find out soon if it actually was. Or is. So…
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The OG
You just have to watch… 🙈
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Take a closer look at that snout!
You’re welcome. M3
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Some jokes, tweets, and poems.
Some jokes! What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale. How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket. Knock-Knock Jokes The person who invented knock-knock jokes deserves a “no-bell” prize. What did the grape say when it was squeezed? Nothing. It just gave out a little wine. What did…
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Section/Article 22b.
Welcome! Bienvenue! This post will be in compliance with section 22b of the Official Languages Act of Canada. Cette publication sera conforme à l’article 22b de la Loi sur les langues officielles du Canada. And yes, I am using Google Translate to assist me, though I’m trying to use my French skillz. So please forgive…
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A song.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on…
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I have toes.
Guess what!! I have toes on both of my feet. I know, I know, it sounds completely ridiculous. But trust me! I have toes. Ten of them in total, which I’ve found to be a good number. Not too many, and not too few. I even wrote a short poem inspired by my toes! On…
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Smelly Tuna (Hallelujah parody)
Well I opened the fridge and I started to Bake a pie ’cause you asked for food But you don’t like pie as much as tuna, do you? Well it goes like this: the bread, the spread The Mayo thick and the pepper red The awful decomposing smelly tuna Smelly tuna [x4] I left it…