Dancing babies.

This was an ad before a video I watched the other day.

April 3, 2019 Update
The original video that I shared has been taken down, so I’ve replaced it with a video of equal beauty.

It’s amazing. Simply amazing. Everyone needs to see this video, which is why I’m sharing it here!

You’re welcome.

M3

Psych2Go

Psych2Go is a YouTube channel that explains and explores the human mind with a focus on mental health. Topics from introverts to depression to autism to therapy… their content is high quality, fun, and quite helpful to better understanding others and ourselves.

Today I watched their “high functioning depression” explainer and it really got me thinking. I mean, it’s something I often think about anyway, but it’s still helpful.

Just wanted to share this resource. Ciao!

M3

Some jokes, tweets, and poems.

Some jokes!

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Knock-Knock Jokes

The person who invented knock-knock jokes deserves a “no-bell” prize.

What did the grape say when it was squeezed?

Nothing. It just gave out a little wine.

What did the house wear to the party?

Address.

Frog parking only!

All others will be toad.

I walk Five Miles every day.

My dog’s name is Five Miles.

I told a chemistry joke once.

I got no reaction.

Some tweets!

The best use of pie charts to date, IMO:

Funny how things like this start and stick:

Glad that got figured out:

This is totally me:

Some poems!

To be, or not to be: a parody

2-B or not 2-B, that is the question…that the pizza delivery person is pondering.


Alrighty, so I only have one poem and it’s not very good. Deal with it.

M3

Section/Article 22b.

Welcome! Bienvenue! This post will be in compliance with section 22b of the Official Languages Act of Canada. Cette publication sera conforme à l’article 22b de la Loi sur les langues officielles du Canada.

And yes, I am using Google Translate to assist me, though I’m trying to use my French skillz. So please forgive any mistakes I make with the French parts. Et oui, j’utilise Google Translate pour m’aider, même si j’essaie d’utiliser mes compétencez en français. Pardonnez toutes les erreurs que je fais avec la partie française.

Maybe I’ll mistake makes some in English too so it’s fairer? Sounds legit to me! Peut-être que je dérangerai également les pièces anglaises pour que cela soit juste? Me semble légitime!

Last night it started raining and the temperature plummeted, which means that I’ve been moving slower than frozen maple syrup all day. I think that it also affected my tummy because it wasn’t feeling well either. La nuit dernière, il a commencé à pleuvoir et la température a chuté, ce qui signifie que je me déplaçais plus lentement que le sirop d’érable congelé toute la journée. Je pense que cela a également affecté mon ventre car il ne se sent pas bien non plus.

Also, you should watch this. De même, vous devriez regarder cela.

Fun, no? Amusant, non? 😅

Okay, okay… I’m done with the French translations now. D’accord, j’ai fini de m’amuser en traduisant mes mots en français.

Thank you for putting up with me. Merci de votre attention.

À la prochaine, my friends!

M3